“So, do you want to go and get pancakes for breakfast? A little road trip?”
She glared at him and said “You know it’s sick that I have to wake up to your shit. You have no respect for animals or my veganism!”
After a pregnant pause, to see what this was going to give birth to, he replied “So, do you want to go out and get vegan pancakes?”
She nearly burst into tears, and when he saw her eyes welling up, male panic started crawling up his spine.
“Are you doing this for the animals?”
“You betcha, darlin'”
He grinned as she broke into tears of joy, and attacked him with a chicken, cow, and pig lovin’ hug!